dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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eh whatever it’ll be fine
― me right before making a horrible decision (via askinnyblackman)

(Source: meloetta)

  • me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore
  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
  • 4amthesecond-day:

    I just don’t understand what people want Taylor Swift to write songs about? Cats? Ikea? Biochemistry?

    jakemalik:

    being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

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