remember when pitbull posted this on his facebook and said “I love my fans”
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| me at school: | omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do |
| me at home: |
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
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Reblog if you know where this was from.
Why are there so few notes?! Dear God.
EVERYONE and their grandparents should know where this is from
Must. Resist. Quoting. Narrator.
If you’re over the age of 14 you should know
SO, ONCE AGAIN
THE DAY
IS SAVED
THANKS TO…
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
one time I was looking at a map
and I find out Townsville is a real place in Australiait’s in queensland it’s a hole
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BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED
This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.
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do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
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